1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,017 ♪ And as it is such so also as such ♪ 2 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,102 ♪ And as it is such so also as such ♪ 3 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,521 And welcome to... 4 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,236 Excuse me, Father Marsala, I hate to interrupt, 5 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,738 but I am so excited today. 6 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,073 My lovely Ann... 7 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,617 -Who? -My daughter. 8 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,786 Oh, I didn't know you had a daughter. 9 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,579 You've met her several times. 10 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,497 Oh! 11 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,500 She's sitting right next to you. 12 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,669 Oh! That's why she's there. 13 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:44,962 I thought you were hair. 14 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,047 Hair? 15 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,133 No, she's my daughter, and she's getting married 16 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,135 to this good man! 17 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:55,931 Well, and as it is such so also as such is it unto you, young man. 18 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,266 You got it. 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,269 Unto you as well, dear heavenly fathers. 20 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,772 Well, we have a really great show today surrounding the Scriptures... 21 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,733 We have an announcement to make... I have an announcement to make, 22 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:11,113 that we would like to televise our marriage here on this show. 23 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,324 [narrator] Gob had finally become a man 24 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,119 by making a lasting and meaningful commitment. 25 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,454 -Did you... -Well, no, but that's... No. 26 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,415 What an idea. I think... 27 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,625 Well, this show is about the spirit of inclusion, 28 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,210 -so I would love to say... -Well, great! 29 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,296 Then I, too, have an announcement to make! 30 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:31,550 At our wedding, I will be performing one of my famous magical illusions, 31 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,177 that once your eyes have beholden it, 32 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,305 you will put no God before me, 33 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,765 because of its spectacularity. 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,851 [audience member coughs] 35 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:45,105 And of course, I only propose to do this out of... 36 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,648 ...love. 37 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:47,941 Love for... 38 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,694 -[narrator] Gob's relationship with... -Ann. 39 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:51,737 Ann... 40 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,614 And God. 41 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,575 Love for and God. 42 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,118 Let me pray. 43 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,704 ...had come a long way since she was less than an hour 44 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,040 from turning 18 and becoming a woman. 45 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,333 Amen. 46 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,043 While we run the clock down on this thing, 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,713 why don't you just go change into something a little less... 48 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,048 ...unflattering, and... 49 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,759 And he was getting everyone in the mood for romance. 50 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,177 Guess I'll take my clothes off. 51 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,929 While Ann less-unflattered herself up, 52 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,099 Gob, as we have seen, had an unexpected visitor. 53 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,268 And while running away from a fight, 54 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,563 Gob found himself running after the woman who was in his life. 55 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,190 ...or I'd have to flatten you! 56 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,109 Although she turned out to be physically formidable as well. 57 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,486 Way to plant, Ann. 58 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,821 You told me George Michael knew about us. 59 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:37,658 Well, he does now, my darling plant. 60 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,701 -Ann. -And... 61 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,496 after I dazzle everyone tonight on the Queen Mary, 62 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,539 my magic career will take off 63 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,583 as surely as there's... 64 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,377 -a mouse behind your-- -[mouse squeaks] 65 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:52,172 Well, as surely as there's a mouse behind-- 66 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,256 [mouse squeaks] 67 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,053 Mouse behind... 68 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:01,014 You're like the only person I know who doesn't just love that trick. 69 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:04,393 Now the story of what happened when the one man 70 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,603 who was holding his family together 71 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,689 finally let go. 72 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,900 And the separate journeys that eventually gave them no choice 73 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,985 but to come back together. 74 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,322 It's Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences. 75 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:25,330 Gob was trying to consummate his relationship with her. 76 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,374 We have to make things right with George Michael, 77 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,710 otherwise you don't get to fourth base. 78 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,045 Ann's concept of "fourth base"... 79 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,549 ...was very different than Gob's. 80 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,262 But you have to promise me you'll always be faithful... 81 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,098 Faithful? Of course I can be faithful. 82 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,766 ...until tonight, when we're together. 83 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,934 Oh! Until tonight! 84 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,520 Well, of course I can do that. Don't be stupid. 85 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:49,896 Think I can't keep it in my pants 86 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,023 in front of a bunch of doggy old women and my family? 87 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,483 Don't be stupid. 88 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,402 Who am I gonna hit on, stupid? 89 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,487 My sister? Lindsay? 90 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,488 We're related! 91 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:02,200 He would soon find out that he and Lindsay were not related. 92 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,452 Not related. 93 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,203 But that was still hours away. 94 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,747 Don't be stupid. 95 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,331 She's my sister, that's gross. 96 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,625 Now... 97 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:11,752 you... 98 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,839 got some mice to scoop out of the sea. 99 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,760 But there would be no career-making magic show. 100 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:23,346 It seemed the only "her" Gob would be getting off that day 101 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,598 was the Queen Mary. 102 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,978 And perhaps it was the baptism at sea that truly made him a man, 103 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,648 but Gob was ready to make things right with his family. 104 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,734 We good? Are we good? Are we good? 105 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,153 -There it is! -And with his forgiveness assured... 106 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,238 Gob relaxed into the comfort of knowing 107 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,324 there was nothing standing in the way 108 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,743 of a committed relationship with Ann. 109 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,953 [Lindsay] My life is a fallacy. 110 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,289 ["The Sound of Silence" plays] 111 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,041 [Tobias] ♪ Is that a gal I see? ♪ 112 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,502 ♪ No it's just a fallacy! ♪ 113 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:57,339 [narrator] Across the room, however, Buster was contemplating a relationship 114 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,590 that seemed to be ending. 115 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,800 Mother! 116 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,803 It was now Buster's turn to become a man. 117 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,347 And upon returning to the penthouse alone... 118 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,890 -Hey, Lupe. -Oh, Buster. 119 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,767 ...he made some foolish mistakes. 120 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,143 Are you going to be all right? 121 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,311 You want me to stay? 122 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,563 I was planning to visit with my family. 123 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,316 Just watch, Mother is going to come waltzing through 124 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,776 that door any day now, 125 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,486 and she is going to be screaming, 126 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,822 "Make sure you frisk that girl before..." 127 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,950 I'll be fine. 128 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,453 Spoiler alert: he wouldn't be. 129 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,455 -That's my perfume. -Good. Okay. 130 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,124 And perhaps because he knew that, 131 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:36,545 George Sr. went to his competitor, Stan Sitwell, 132 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,880 to raise money for his wife's legal fees. 133 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,466 -to raise money for his wife's legal fees. -Buy your stock? 134 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,219 I already dumped the stock I owned to Lucille Austero. 135 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,679 Don't forget, I was on that boat. 136 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,598 And believe me, I lost more than just the 50 grand on that sale. 137 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,267 I also lost a perfectly good pair 138 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,143 of human chest hair nipple tufts. 139 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,604 Stan Sitwell suffered from alopecia, 140 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,940 a condition that rendered him hairless. 141 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:57,858 That's kelp. 142 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,026 Why would I put it on my chest, head, or anywhere? 143 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,612 I was gonna show those babies off at the Jacuzzi after-party. 144 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,780 Come on, Stan. 145 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,575 I'm offering you the chance to double the size of your business. 146 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,743 Way ahead of you. I've got a big project coming up. 147 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,788 And you can't compete for this one, with your business in the shape it's in. 148 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,789 This is a biggie. 149 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,542 I get this contract, and it gets government approval, 150 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,127 I'll be bigger than Halliburton. 151 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,213 Well, maybe not Halliburton, but definitely Halliburton Teen. 152 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:24,843 Halliburton Teen was a leading youth and lifestyle retailer 153 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,846 despite the fact that it was a rebranding of the tarnished 154 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,974 Halliburton Penitentiary and Rendition Systems. 155 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,185 It's also how their deep-water drilling enterprise 156 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,062 spawned this company. 157 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,857 Anyway, you're too late. 158 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:42,277 The contract is practically mine. Even you can't underbid me. 159 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,238 Well, you may have a bigger business than me, 160 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,450 but you will never have this. 161 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,785 And believe me, I'm gonna find out 162 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,163 that project you're working on, even if I have to search 163 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,498 the public records for the blueprints myself. 164 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,834 Well, unless you search in this office, 165 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,336 you will never find them. 166 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,598 My hair! My beautiful hair! 167 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,560 -My hair! My beautiful hair! -[camera shutter snaps] 168 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,647 -This isn't what it looks like! -Oh, really? 169 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,776 Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush. 170 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,571 Well, you got me. 171 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,865 You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. 172 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,700 It's too thin. 173 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,827 It'll never stand. 174 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:37,582 And later that day, he shared the happy discovery with his wife, 175 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,251 who was still held at the Coast Guard. 176 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,128 I mean, what else could it be? 177 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,547 You mean other than a 20 foot-wide monument 178 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,217 that goes five miles into the sky? 179 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,428 It's a wall, George. You're looking at it sideways. 180 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,473 The "W" stands for "Wall." 181 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,851 -The bushes... -Stand for the bushes. 182 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,062 This explains the immigration booth 183 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,438 10,000 feet in the air. 184 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,857 It's to separate the U.S. and Mexico, 185 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,361 to keep out the immigrants, which was my idea! 186 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,946 I remember you said that 187 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,407 right after Lupe put the bleach stain 188 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,866 on your teal blazer. 189 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,618 How did you miss this, George? 190 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,578 This is business we should have. 191 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,040 Is this how you're going to let it all end, as a failure? 192 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,585 -Is that your plan? -No, of course not. 193 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,212 It was his plan. 194 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,216 Discouraged and questioning his own manhood, 195 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,386 George Sr. went for lunch alone at the club... 196 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:32,721 I thought I already seated you. 197 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,056 ...when he saw a familiar face: 198 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,601 His own, on his twin brother, Oscar. 199 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:39,811 George! 200 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,980 Actually, we came in to use the bathroom, 201 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:42,981 but they sat me. 202 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,274 Will you join us? 203 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,984 Will you have a mahi-mahi on me? 204 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,610 -On you. -Fine. 205 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,488 But I'm gonna sit opposite you, so it won't look bad. 206 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,866 These are my friends, we all live in the desert together. 207 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,618 This is Heartfire. She's an aura specialist. 208 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,412 She did Matthew Modine. 209 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,291 I will. 210 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,376 Heartfire would like some more crackers. 211 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,920 And Dr. Norman lives with us now. 212 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,840 Doctor Norman is a disgraced anesthesiologist. 213 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,342 No, the bigger crime would've been 214 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,553 the patient didn't wake up and testify against me. 215 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,638 But nobody cares about the part of the oath you kept. 216 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,099 If he as bad as the State of California say he is, 217 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,061 then why did I fall in love with him? 218 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,229 [bleep] the state of California! 219 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,189 [bleep] them! 220 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,901 Bunch of California [bleep], yeah. 221 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,652 Do you know China Garden? 222 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,529 I know the downtown one. 223 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,908 You know, I shouldn't judge, 'cause you have friends, and I... 224 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:36,951 I envy that. 225 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,038 You're welcome to my friends, brother. 226 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,169 I don't want these. 227 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:50,423 Gob also had a new friend he didn't want. 228 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:54,052 And later that night, he went to break in on and up with her. 229 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,597 Gob! 230 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,808 For a second, I thought that was a real guy. 231 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,269 So, listen, I talked to George Michael and everything's cool. 232 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,313 I need to tell you something. 233 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,316 I've been doing some thinking and I... I just don't... 234 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,527 But as she unzipped her nightsack, 235 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,030 Gob was reminded of past situations 236 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,241 in which he'd been successfully aroused. 237 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,077 Well, I could wait 'til after. 238 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,542 Like his son, 239 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,294 George Sr. was finding himself closer 240 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,004 to someone than he expected to be. 241 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:34,008 -I'm not the big man I thought I was. -Forget the past, George. 242 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,594 And that's when George Sr. heard something... 243 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,805 I don't know, maybe it's because I live on the border 244 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,224 between the United States and Mexico and-- 245 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,060 -Hold on, hold on... border? -...that might help make him a big man. 246 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,271 You don't think I live like this all the time, do you? 247 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,524 That's why I had so much fun at that party on the Queen Mary. 248 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,526 And you paid for my haircut. 249 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,945 And you made me dress like you. 250 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,363 Forget the past. 251 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,241 What were you saying about that property on the border? 252 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,369 Buster's manhood was also being tested 253 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,664 as he fended off the panic of his mother's absence 254 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,708 by sticking to his daily routine... 255 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,794 ♪ The vodka goes in, you pour it in the other... ♪ 256 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,880 [narrator] Making Mother's breakfast... 257 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,506 ♪ Then you call your... ♪ 258 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,343 [whispers] Mother. 259 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,641 ...Laying out Mother's clothes... 260 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,105 You're welcome. 261 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,612 This is bugging me. 262 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,573 ...And keep his spirits up with little jokes 263 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,533 he knew she'd appreciate when she'd return. 264 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,285 Finito! 265 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,829 Except for the hair. 266 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,081 You have reduced. 267 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,335 Well, you're not that skinny. 268 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,670 Welcome home, chubs. 269 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,465 You will kill me for that. 270 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,634 And I don't want that blood on my hands. 271 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,223 With his mother gone, it was nice to finally get a chance 272 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,642 to finally use the sewing machine. 273 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,229 Soon, Buster even found ways to feel good about himself. 274 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,606 "You always come through." 275 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,899 Mother, that's so nice. 276 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,069 "No, no, no, I mean it. It's amazing work." 277 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,445 But he knew it wasn't real... 278 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,531 Okay, I need to stop, or I'm going to be committed. 279 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,951 -...at first. -What? 280 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,871 But that would take hours. 281 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,332 This is going to be just stunning. 282 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,043 You are always so right. 283 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,629 And then the waiter came back, and he said, 284 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,214 "I'm sorry. Who are you?" 285 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,591 And I said, "I'm Buster Bluth. 286 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,593 That's the fourth time I've told you." 287 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,763 But while Buster was constructing a new relationship, 288 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,642 Gob was still trying to find a compassionate way to end one. 289 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,394 So how did you like your egg? 290 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,062 I said you were fine. 291 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,690 So, was there something you wanted to talk about 292 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,024 when you came through my window? 293 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,152 Gob, what is it? 294 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,157 What... what... 295 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,661 ...is it? I... You... 296 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:11,124 It's the... the questions... 297 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,961 You have so many of these... of these... of these... 298 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,921 These questions that... that... 299 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:21,050 That you keep asking for me... 300 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,846 For... for... for... for... for... 301 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,224 Should... should... Should I? Should I? Should I? 302 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,727 Should the... should the... should the... 303 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,645 Should the guy... 304 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,897 Should the guy in the... Should the guy... 305 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:40,194 In the $32... In the $32 pink... bath... 306 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,197 Should... should... should the girl... 307 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,867 in the $6,000 tuxedo! 308 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,869 Gob was uncomfortable with the question. 309 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,287 Should... In the $32... 310 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,414 In the $3,400... 311 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,082 Should the guy... Come on, come on. 312 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,625 -Let's... -Come on... 313 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,837 -Come on, come on... -Gob! Calm down! 314 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,507 Listen, we had a great night together. 315 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,926 I understand if you need your freedom. 316 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,678 Aw, marry me. 317 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,015 Yes. Yes, I'll marry you, Gob! 318 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,684 Of course, Gob meant it in the show biz-y way 319 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,521 his niece had always used when she was accused of being too young. 320 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,481 What are you, like 15? 321 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,900 Marry me. Marry me. Marry me. 322 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,109 And may I add, marry me? 323 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,196 But like many evangelicals, Ann took it literally. 324 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,198 I'm getting married! 325 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:29,952 Oh, my God! 326 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,914 Gob was surrounded by unconditional love 327 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,958 from a family for the first time in his life. 328 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,547 ["The Sound of Silence" plays] 329 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,718 ♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪ 330 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,012 I've made a huge mistake. 331 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,521 I guess you could say things at the penthouse 332 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,855 were getting kind of weird. 333 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,775 Olive on top and you set it down for Mother. 334 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,945 To an uninformed observer, 335 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,948 it looked a little like that Vince Vaughn movie, Psycho. 336 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,993 Dancing with the Stars has gone completely downhill. 337 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,914 "This pasta's way overcooked, Buster!" 338 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,751 Well, you didn't leave me the simplest recipe, Mother. 339 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,922 But finally, Lucille was released under house arrest. 340 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,883 And everything returned to normal. 341 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,845 I was just thinking about you. 342 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,430 George Sr. had gone to see 343 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,723 the equally disturbing home of his brother. 344 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,267 You live here? 345 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,060 Ask him! 346 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,728 Would you like to watch us make love? 347 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,147 No. You live here? 348 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,481 We have been. 349 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,526 You see, Mexico starts right at the end of that gully, 350 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,486 and we have to get in and out of there 351 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,904 so we can get at the maca root. 352 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,656 What the hell is maca root? 353 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,700 It's an ancient Aztec power herb. 354 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,160 It's an endocrine adaptogen. 355 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,036 It's legal to grow in Mexico, 356 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,038 but it's against the law to consume it there. 357 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,958 Of course, you can ingest it here, but you can't grow it. 358 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,044 So you guys are knowingly breaking the law. 359 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,715 But it's worth it, because maca has powerful properties, 360 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,468 especially when combined with an hour in the sweat lodge. 361 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,429 It gets up to 110 degrees in there. 362 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,388 Sounds fun. 363 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,223 Oh, but you have to do it with us. 364 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,393 You'll find a power you didn't know you had. 365 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,271 But, you want to do it soon, 366 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,066 because they're kicking us off of the land. 367 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,693 I'm sorry. 368 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,653 Oh, great. Now you're gonna make me cry. 369 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,113 A lizard, look! Look, a lizard! 370 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,156 Cute! 371 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,657 What if I were to buy this land? 372 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,826 I don't understand. Why would you want to do that? 373 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,621 Well, I always talk about being a great man. 374 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,291 Maybe a way to do that is not by being 375 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,752 the biggest businessman in Southern California, it's... 376 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:46,422 It's by being the best brother in Southern California. 377 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,341 George Sr. was going to say, 378 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,093 "By gouging the government when they needed the land 379 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,595 for Sitwell's wall." 380 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,180 You bet. 381 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,557 Hey, guys, we're staying. 382 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,934 Oh, thank you. 383 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,810 But he'd save that for Lucille. 384 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,313 -Thank you, maca. -Thank you, maca! 385 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,861 George Sr. shared his plan with Lucille. 386 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,489 We're going to sell that land to the government for Sitwell's wall, 387 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,907 then I'm going to take that cash. 388 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,451 I am gonna mount a case that shows that my wife 389 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,204 is not the power-hungry monster 390 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,498 the SEC wants to make her out to be. 391 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,708 You're such a puny thinker. 392 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,753 -Am I puny-thinking again? -Sitwell's wall? 393 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,839 How about our wall? We build the wall. 394 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,091 We do have the plan. 395 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,176 He says he can build it for 200 million? 396 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,303 We offer to build it for 150 million 397 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,098 and we make up the difference when we sell the land. 398 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,935 And I use that cash as a little stimulus for us. 399 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,728 Maybe a little something for the family. 400 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,647 And we build that sucker... 401 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,983 -That's my Georgie! -...five miles high. 402 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,819 Long. Five miles long. 403 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,237 I got nothing in my system 404 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,072 but a maca-root cookie. 405 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,284 You know, we can't look like we're in cahoots on this, 406 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,077 especially with my trial coming up. 407 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,453 Yeah, that's right. 408 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,831 We have to separate our assets... 409 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:02,957 ...to protect this. 410 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,626 To protect our love. 411 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,754 And that's how they came up with this. 412 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,882 -We're getting divorced! -Your mother and I are getting a divorce. 413 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,175 Which led to this... 414 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,469 You know what? I am done with this family. 415 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846 I hope you've saved some money, 416 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,890 'cause you're gonna need every dime now. What's this? 417 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,228 But Michael wasn't the only one who was soon in a bolder place. 418 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,856 And yea, as if to be arisen, 419 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,650 the third or fourth day with all the magic of... 420 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,902 Jesus Christ! 421 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,780 Sorry. Wasn't on there too good. 422 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,617 You okay? 423 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,702 Yeah, it's just part of my illusion for the wedding. 424 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,828 Yeah, what's the illusion? 425 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,371 That you actually love the bride? 426 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,331 Hey. 427 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,999 That's good patter. 428 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,127 Except for... I need people to root for the Jesus character. 429 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,796 I don't remember a passage where Jesus came out of a boulder. 430 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,714 Is it in there? 431 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,341 Oh, no, the boulder's my escape plan. 432 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,593 They think I'm somewhere else. I'm in the boulder. 433 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,512 But I didn't come here to talk about my magic act, Michael. 434 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,349 I came to ask you to be my best man... 435 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,434 ...slash-assistant. 436 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,269 And then we'll walk through the act later. 437 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,979 -I mean, not now. -No, we're not going to, 438 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,898 'cause I'm out of the family. 439 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,776 Did you not get that when I announced it over at Mom's place? 440 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,612 I feel like I was out of the room at that point. 441 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,030 I am done with this family. 442 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,574 I hope you've saved some money 'cause... 443 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,161 Well, the gist of it was, 444 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,080 "You know what? I'm done with this family. 445 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,249 Hope you saved your money 'cause you're gonna need every last dime now." 446 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,628 Maybe you could be a centurion, kind of standing over 447 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,255 -where they think that I'll be. -I'm not going to be in the act. 448 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,882 A great promotion for the Bluth Company. 449 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,676 No, Bluth Company's done. I started my own, 450 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,469 Michael B. Company. 451 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,804 I have a bee company. 452 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,682 -You stole my idea? -I did not steal your... 453 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,934 We sell... It would take hours. 454 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,602 How's that going, by the way? 455 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,937 Not so good. 456 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,522 I've been keeping bees in my apartment. 457 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,857 I was using my magic smoke on them. 458 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,526 My bees are dropping like flies, 459 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,361 and I need them to fly like bees. 460 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,655 And so I've got them at a bee hospital, which isn't cheap, 461 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,824 which is another reason I need to be a famous magician. 462 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,742 Yeah, well, listen, you're with my son's ex, 463 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,411 so I can't support the wedding. 464 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,664 What if I don't actually get married? 465 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,667 Is this an escape act you're running again? 466 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,918 What do you want from me? 467 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,713 Marriage is a lot of pressure, and she's not into it. 468 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:17,341 Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy, my diet has become insane. 469 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:21,011 And this Jesus character, I mean, he was shredded! 470 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,097 Meanwhile, we have sex one time, 471 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,433 and then she's just, you know, over it. 472 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,144 Lets herself go. Her stomach's out to here. 473 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,355 And that's when Michael finally explained to his brother 474 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,315 how to be a real man. 475 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,402 You know, your whole life is an escape act, 476 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,404 and this girl seems like she really likes you. 477 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,030 Why don't you just try to work it out 478 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,699 and just stop running... 479 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,079 Yeah, I know you're in the boulder. 480 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,916 [Gob] But how'd I get in the boulder? 481 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:06,432 On the next Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences... 482 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,060 No one from the Bluth family shows up for the wedding 483 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,229 Gob is planning to run away from. 484 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,190 I don't know what your surprise trick is, 485 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,608 but I know it's going to be great. 486 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,068 And Ann helps Gob find acceptance. 487 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,989 And as for your family, you have a new family now. 488 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,994 I don't want these. 489 00:21:27,044 --> 00:21:31,594 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0